One or Two Things (lyrics)

There are one or two things I have in mind.
That's this button
and that's a little button.
Right.
That's not a little button.
That's not a little button.
That's a big button; yea.

Shh. What is it?
It isn't…Well, it is. But see if you can follow me here. It isn't.
Oh, So it is, and it isn't.
Oh, So it is, and it isn't.
Oh, Oh.

(a certain uncertainty,
clearly confused, awfully great
but,
same difference. )