One Guy One Finger (lyrics)

Each -each-- Each person has a specialty. And, and, there's this one guy;
he's like a, like a…
He practices his whole life to stand on one finger.
He practiced his whole life, like just, Start-- started with a "couple" fingers then,
Maybe at like age forty, he used three fingers. Then, like at, sixty years old he had uh, two fingers, then, now he's like at, ya-know, a hundred years old, and he's the only person in the whole world that could stand on one finger…. and he's the only person in the whole world that could stand on one finger.

One guy, One finger. One guy, One finger.
One guy, One finger. One guy, One finger.

One guy, One finger. One guy, One finger.
One guy, One finger. One guy, One finger.
One guy, One finger. One guy, One finger.
One guy, One finger. One guy, One finger.

And that's ah, a b-boy grandpa just continuing the art.

(I don't know if happiness exists but I know happier-ness does.)