Interviewing the Tree (lyrics)

Room. Room. Room. Spare Room. Room. . Spare Room.
S-p-a-r-e R-o-o-m . S--p--a--r--e R--o--o--m .
Ohhh! Ohhh! How… How…
(Bozo 1): what's that?
(Bozo 2): It's a microphone.
(Bozo 1): Oh.
(Bozo 2): He's interviewing the tree.
(Bozo 1): Oh, I see. Cool.
How… How… How… How… How… How…
How… How… How… How… How… How…
How… How.. How real do you feel?

(The tree that bends in the wind stays standing?)