Well, the trunk of the car looks like a mobile police narcotics lab. We have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls and two samplers.

That's right folks, Scatter-Shot Theory is going on tour!

This July we are excited to be putting together a tour across this lovely nation of ours. As we have compiled quite a large mailing list and fan base here in the Bay Area, we now look forward to taking our show on the road in order to give the rest of the country a taste of our new-format electronic music. We will be starting here in the Bay Area and heading out east, getting as far away from home as our bookings will allow.

If you or anybody you know from here to New York know of any places where we could perhaps play or sleep or anything during this little jaunt of ours (the exact itinerary of which is still in the planning stage) PLEASE let us know. Perhaps if enough of you help us out, Michael and I will never have to get real jobs! Don't worry, we wash all our own dishes and don't mind sleeping on the floor with your dog. Unless of course it's in heat, then Michael might mind.

If you are looking for upcoming shows, check out www.samplistic.com for our listing.